Funny Vanity License Plates
By Village Mayor • Dec 9th, 2008 • Category: Funny, Latest PostVanity plates are the tools that help you to stand out of the crowd. At least that’s what I think. You pay extra to get those, right? So why in the world you would label your car “Idiot” or “Ms Poo”? Oh well, maybe it’s just what some people need.
On the other hand, most license plates I’ve put in this post are more funny than stupid, that tells me about a good sense of humor their owners have.
And finally, when I read a label on the vanity plate, I try to imagine how the driver looks like. Let’s say “LTLGUY” – a driver must be a little guy, “TWO ACES” – a poker maniac or “PMS24-7” – well, you tell me 
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Idiot
(Image credits: CJ Sorg)
PMS 24/7
(Image credits: Simon Davison)
MS POO
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SATAN
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THE SPY
(Image credits: msmail)
GOD PLAN
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U DID NOT
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TRY WINE
(Image credits:John C Abell)
EAT VEG
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OKY DOKY
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I HEAL
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LTL GUY
(Image credits: Mark Sardella)
4 MY LUV
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I AM LATE
(Image credits: John.P)
H8MEAT
(Image credits:John C Abell)
CARSICK
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TWO ACES
(Image credits:John C Abell)
I LV 2 EAT
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YES U CAN
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CHILLINN
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August 14th, 2009 at 1:31 pm
one of my freinds i got to church with his tag is duble d his initals r dd and well u get the rest
June 19th, 2009 at 8:30 pm
RVELCRU
u r clever
April 5th, 2009 at 5:39 pm
Here’s one I came up with back in 2003: 3M WOJ8. The NY State DMV revoked it after I had had it on my car for over two years because someone complained. Although DMV requested that the plates be returned, I haven’t and don’t plan to return them. Now the DMV requests that a vanity-plate applicant explain what the plate means or represents. The bureaucracy along with the number of self-righteous self-appointed censors in this state is unbelievable!
This is why New York State is no longer the Empire State, but now the Slum-pire State.
April 4th, 2009 at 11:36 pm
I don’t get the “RVELCRU” one??? I looked at it in the mirror, what’s it supposed to say? Best one I’ve seen is 6UL DV8.
March 29th, 2009 at 2:29 pm
i love RVELCRU…..how interesting!!
March 29th, 2009 at 10:46 am
ILV2EAT 2! lol
March 26th, 2009 at 8:36 pm
how’s about RVELCRU Look in rearview mirror to figure out!! i love it!
March 4th, 2009 at 10:49 pm
OK, it’s not a vanity plate per se, but how could “ASS (O)RGY” be excluded?!?
http://www.snopes.com/photos/risque/license.asp
I saw a huge extended cab pickup a few weeks ago with the vanity plate “1 MPG”. Proud to be stupid, I guess.
@Kyle, I think DMVs are onto the 3M TA3 plate. But it’s worth trying to get! (to everyone else, read it in your rear-view mirror…
Finally, Milwaukie, Oregon is a lower-middle class suburb of Portland. I can attest to the accuracy of the PMS 24-7 plate.
January 30th, 2009 at 10:57 am
LMAO
iamlate…
I gotta get one of those…
December 30th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
I kid you not, I’ve seen the following plates in the UK “PEN 1S”, “5 AAB”, “NHS 1″
December 30th, 2008 at 3:07 am
My favourite vanity plate belongs to a dentist friend in Ontario: UCMEB4DK
December 26th, 2008 at 5:11 pm
Great! Art within limitation. Kind of like picking email or a username.
December 25th, 2008 at 6:05 am
was really worth many look!!!
December 18th, 2008 at 9:11 pm
The “SATAN” one i saw on I5 just outside of Everett, WA. What a small world. 2 young men were driving the car, i smiled and waved a them =)
December 11th, 2008 at 6:02 pm
The idiot plate is mine. I wanted to frame the rejection letter, but they gave me the plate. Ha! I had it on the car for three years but have since retired it to the wall in my home office. It was fun, but the joke got old for me.
December 11th, 2008 at 10:46 am
This is funny..Thanks for sharing ^.^
December 10th, 2008 at 6:52 pm
Those are pretty funny. I should put the IAMLATE one on my car.
December 10th, 2008 at 11:25 am
I have always wanted 3M TA3.